CHATSWORTH, Calif.—– Is there a better way to celebrate America's Independence than with patriotic porn stars? WoodRocket.com does not think so, which is why,= the website that loves comedy, sex and America (in that order) is proud to celebrate Independence Day the way the founding fathers intended. (Just ask Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia .)
On July 4, WoodRocket.com will offer these new Independence Day web specials:
A new episode of James Deen Loves Food: Pornstar, James Deen, creates the ultimate July 4 treat; a Turducken Hot Dog; a turkey dog wrapped in a chicken sausage wrapped in a duck breast, breaded, deep-fried and served on a bun.
A new episode of Topless Girls Reading Books: porn star and the internet's girlfriend, Dana DeArmond reads from the Declaration of Independence, shirtless.
A new episode of Naked in Public: porn star couple, Veruca James and Damon James, celebrate their freedom by getting naked, shooting off machine guns, and getting down and dirty on American soil.
This July 4, you have the choice to celebrate your freedom by watching Scalia-approved videos at woodrocket.com.