HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—The constant barrage of media interviews with actor Charlie Sheen has been fortuitous for adult movie director Will Ryder and distributor Digital Sin. Ryder directed the breakout hit Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX, which just hit store shelves last week, and the top-selling porn parody Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX.
Sheen paramour Bree Olson stars in both movies, along with a host of other gorgeous porn girls who’ve had their own liaisons with the Two and a Half Men star. Both DVDs are enjoying heavy retail sales due to the unprecedented media attention being showered on Sheen.
“We sold out of Charlie’s House of Whores XXX already,” stated Pat Nedobek, clerk at Milwaukee adult shop Romantic Fantasies.
PG-rated trailers for Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX and Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX are available on YouTube.
“Bree is a goddess and I completely understand why Charlie Sheen has a thing for her,” Ryder said. “She is absolutely sensational in both movies and does a wonderful job with a full array of bionic powers located in her mouth and in her vagina that always please her man.”
In Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX, horrible accidents leave Jaime Sommers and Steve Austin clinging to life. It is only the assistance of the government’s top-secret bionic program that saves them. Equipped with the latest in cybernetic technology, Jaime and Steve become the Bionic Woman and the Six Million Dollar Man. Their powers include super strength, sexual heroics and bionic genitals. Bree Olson is perfectly cast as the Bionic Woman, and XRCO comeback performer of the year candidate Dale Dabone plays Col. Steve Austin.
Ryder, AVN’s 2010 Director of the Year, couldn’t be happier that his movies have been released by Digital Sin/New Sensations at the height of “Sheenomania.”
“You can’t make this stuff up,” reflected Ryder. “Whenever I turn on the TV there’s Charlie with Bree in the background or Kacey Jordan giving another interview regarding her affair with him. This is pure gold and the guy has a great sense of humor. I love him.”
Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX stars many of the girls that Charlie has loved or tried to love, including Capri Anderson, Melanie Rios, Tanner Mayes, Gigi Rivera, Jenna Presley, the late great Chloe Jones, Bree Olson and the interview-friendly Kacey Jordan.
Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX also features Aubrey Adams, Danica Dillon, Victoria White, Kim Kennedy, Jack Lawrence, Eric Swiss, Chad Diamond, Rocco Reed and Mike Horner.
To purchase, email sales@NewSensations.com or firstname.lastname@example.org, or call (800) 748-6767.
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