CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Despite being busy saving the world, our President, the Commander in Chief, is taking on a new role—porn star! Yes, you heard right. Politics is a nasty business, so why not go full tilt!
Barrack’s Big Stimulus Package hits the streets this Tuesday, August 11th—it stars Guy DiSilva as Barrack and he’s in every scene, because he’s a “yes we can” kind of man. Of course any President needs interns, and working for Barrack in this capacity gives intern a whole new meaning. Starlets performing in this flick include veteran performer Mae Victoria and Aryana Star as the First Lady, along with Austin Taylor, Tia Gunn, Almond and Cortknee.
“Barrack is the role of a lifetime and I won’t let the country down,” says Guy DiSilva (AKA Barrack). “I plan to screw in every room in the White House, patriotically, of course. You need to buy this movie so you can see what the Big Stimulus Package really is—and that’s my dick, not some government bailout. Barrack’s Big Stimulus Package is really going to fuel the sagging economy with gigantic sales—it’s what we need to get us out of the hole.”
Rezko Films is a brand new studio that will produce big budget features and parodies. Barrack’s Big Stimulus Package is the first parody and is directed by Jeff Coldwater. For international and domestic sales inquiries, please contact Robert Plarski at Pulse Distribution via email at firstname.lastname@example.org or phone (818) 435-1605. Preorders are strongly encouraged—this title will sell out.