CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Pink Lotus Entertainment releases Naporneon Dynamite, a parody of Napoleon Dynamite tomorrow.
Naporneon, gets over his awkward phase and loses his virginity to Trisha, among other tantalizing acts. In Naporneon Dynamite everyone gets laid. Uncle Suave and Laquesha make no secret about what they like to do each other, and Debbie gives Paco her vote for class president—and then some.
According to Pink Lotus, the original movie appealed to a wide demographic because it stayed away from profanity, alcohol, and nudity—products of the movie’s Mormon creators. Naporneon Dynamite takes the opposite approach, giving the movie’s fans a chance to see all the sex and gratuitous nudity that was left out the first time around.
“All the talent really liked the original movie, and studied their respective characters to make this porno seem more like a sequel than a parody,” Pink Lotus partner Vincenzo Piano said. “We want to send Naporneon Dynamite to the original filmmakers, but we think their religion will prevent them from watching it. It’s too bad, because Debbie gets a great DP.”
Naporneon Dynamite stars Danny Wylde as Naporneon and Aurora Snow as Debbie.
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