HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—Are you ready for some football? That’s what the producers at X-Play are asking as they deliver the ultimate sports 'n' porn movie. Not Monday Night Football XXX—distributed by LFP and arriving in stores on DVD Sept. 9—combines the great American tradition of watching the nationally televised football game on Monday nights with 17 naked girls having sex in an homage to sports figures past and present.
With characters like Howard Cosell, John Madden, OJ Simpson and Bill Cosby coming to life in a way only director Will Ryder can orchestrate, Not Monday Night Football XXX is everything the pro football and porn lover could want in one juicy package, and it should fly off store shelves when the referee blows his whistle.
“I love watching football in the fall, especially when the leaves crackle under your feet and the skies turn gray, and I truly enjoy beautiful women all year around—so we thought this would be the perfect opportunity to combine the two into one tasty sandwich that fans will enjoy,” Ryder said from his offices high above Hollywood & Vine.
Ryder and his www.sitcums.com crew have been on a roll with a string of blockbuster hits, including the just-released Not Married with Children XXX and the upcoming epic comedy Flight Attendants. The 2009 XBiz Director of the Year also just wrapped production on a new episode of the Brady Bunch spoof Not the Bradys XXX.
“It’s been a really busy summer, but Monday Night Football has such a storied tradition through the decades that we wanted to have fun with it, so we created a fast-paced, hilarious parody that is heavy on the laughs and deep on the sex just in time for football season and beyond,” he offered.
With 17 girls having sex, including four dirty group sex scenes, Not Monday Night Football XXX takes you through action-packed adventure in the famous broadcast booth, down on the sidelines, out in the parking lot with tailgating fans, and deep inside the locker room.
Starring former Digital Playground contract star Angelina Armani, Not Monday Night Football XXX is a porn-lover's dream with Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox, Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Amia Miley, Tatum Pierce, Delila Darling, Cindy Jones, Mai Ly, Laci Laine and Sophie Dee.
A few of the guys that round out the cast with stellar performances are Evan Stone as quarterback legend Manhattan Joe, Thomas Ward as Cosby, Billy Goodrich as the boisterous John Madden and Rick Madrid as a perfect impersonation of the late, great Howard Cosell.
“You can’t do a spoof of Monday Night Football without having Howard Cosell because that would be un-American,” Ryder stated.
The recently retired John Madden, with his signature bombastic vocal delivery, is also spoofed, and Not the Cosbys XXX celebrity impersonator Thomas Ward joins the broadcast team as Bill Cosby for an interview before his crazy girlfriend beats him up in the broadcast booth.
The producers feel the need to point out that ABC Sports, ESPN, John Madden, Bill Cosby and the estate of Howard Cosell had nothing to do with the production of this movie and in no way authorizes or sponsors the production.