HOLLYWOOD — Are you ready for some football? Howard Cosell and John Madden are just a couple of the characters that will come to life when Monday Night Football gets pornified by director Will Ryder in Not Monday Night Football XXX, due to hit stores in early September from X-Play/LFP Video.
The hilarious and very naked look at football season will feature dozens of barely legal girls and show football junkies exactly what goes on inside the huddle and while cooking brats on the grill.
“Once again we’re touching sacred ground and I think porn fans and football fans are going to love this one. A few will be pissed off that we dared mess with an American institution, but we can’t please everybody all the time,” joked Ryder.
X-Play, best known for mixing classic TV with adult movies, has created some of the biggest hits in recent porn history, including Not the Cosbys XXX, Not the Bradys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and Not Bewitched XXX. The company feels that sports should not be off-limits when it comes to their good natured brand of comedy.
“This movie is going to be insanely fun and dirty,” stated the movie’s co-producer, Scott David of X-Play. Monday Night Football has enjoyed one of the most successful runs on television and has been on the air for almost 40 years. The program has become a major American institution where the announcers are as famous as the athletes that play the game. A few of the announcers have become historical legends and lend themselves to comedy which will be totally touched upon in Not Monday Night Football XXX.
“Everybody remembers Howard Cosell, right? So what we’ve done is combined the best of what Monday Night Football offers and took the liberty of teaming up announcers from different eras,” Ryder said.
“The guys at X-Play are out of their minds,” stated Hustler Video’s head of sales David Diamond. “I never know what they’re going to come up with next because they’re constantly dreaming up wild ideas that become instant classics with the fans. I think it’s safe to say that this one will be huge. I’m already getting big orders for it.”
“Believe me, there is nothing funnier than Howard Cosell trying to have a conversation with John Madden while they announce a game with naked babes in the background,” Ryder suggested. “Remember how they used to have famous celebrities appear in the booth from time to time pitching their latest projects? Well don’t think we forgot about that, because that stuff is funny.”
Of course Will Ryder doesn’t forget the girls, and there are plenty of naked ones having sex in this movie.
“We’re combining the best of the Barely Legal girls with football and hilarious legendary TV announcers all in one classic sex comedy that will appeal to fans everywhere,” Ryder concluded.
Not Monday Night Football XXX will be in stores this fall from X-Play/LFP Video. Wholesale DVD sales: David Diamond, Hustler Video, (888) 249-3523, firstname.lastname@example.org. For worldwide broadcast rights contact Marc Bruder at CED (310) 829-2222 x.10, email@example.com.