HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—Now in the final stages of shooting Not M*A*S*H XXX for X-Play/LFP Video, parody king Will Ryder is still very high on the project. But he does have one concern: “It really makes war seem like a lot of fun—which of course war isn’t.
“But this movie is,” he adds, “and with the Fourth of July holiday this week, we want to dedicate our final days of editing Not M*A*S*H XXX to all of the men and women in uniform serving around the world,” the patriotic director says.
The movie is a red, white and blue picture-perfect porn parody of the popular television show M*A*S*H, which ran on CBS from 1972 until 1983, climaxing with the most-watched television episode in U.S. history. The cast for the porn spoof—many of whom were not even alive when it was on the air—was hand-selected from dozens who decided on a career in porn over one in the military.
Eric Swiss, the 2010 AVN & XRCO Best Actor winner, is spectacular as Hawkeye and Krissy Lynn is wonderfully bitchy as Major Hot Lips Houlihan. The movie feels and looks like an episode of the TV show, only with hardcore sex: Radar needs to get laid, so Col. Blake begs Hawkeye and Trapper to line up a nurse to deflower the lad but when nobody volunteers the boys are forced to offer an unauthorized experimental boob job as an inducement. Major Burns (Alec Knight) and Houlihan suspect the worse but can’t prove a thing.
“I loved being in this movie it was a lot of fun,” Krissy Lynn remarks. “And can you believe how perfect Frank Burns is? I mean just look at him.”
The gorgeous Chanel Preston gets the unauthorized boob job and leads a sexy pack of 4077th nurses that includes Bailey Brooks, Briana Blair and Alexa Jaymes. Miko Sinz as Korean house girl Sun-She is the in-house girlfriend of Colonel Henry Blake, who is played by Herschel Savage. James Bartholet gets in drag and becomes Klinger.
Not M*A*S*H XXX is due in stores everywhere Aug. 10.