LONDON — Continuing with its spoof season, Television X is once again putting out what it believes is sure to be a fan favourite. Saturday, July 21, marks the opening of Television X's new spoof, Chariots of Jizz starring the cheekiest amateur talent in the UK, Freddie and G.
Chariots of Jizz will be shown in five parts, each airing every Saturday for the next five weeks. The first sequence kicks off with a bang as Britain's loved characters try to find something special to plan for the opening ceremonies of the summer athletic games. Freddie, G and Phucker Skirtingboard discover they are the descendants of three great medalists from previous competitors and decide to compete as a tribute to their athletic ancestors. They attempt several events, each more comical than the last, but soon realize the only success in their quests are the sexual encounters with all the gorgeous girls they meet along the way.
Of course, no XXX spoof is complete without beautiful girls to share screen time with the comedy team. Jessica Jensen, Honesty, Sarah Kelly, Summer Angel, Lenka and Tracey Lain appear as the willing conquests for the cheeky chaps. Expected to be one of the most memorable moments in the series is the recreation of the famous opening sequence from the movie Chariots of Fire. The cast and crew travelled to the North Seas of Scarborough in the chilly month of March to get the perfect shot for the parody reenactment.
"We had a fantastic time shooting the series" said British XXX personality Freddie. "However, it was bloody cold in the sea that day. It didn't stop us drawing a large crowd who seemed to appear from nowhere! Cold as it was, Freddie and G pull through and bang away for Britain."
Chariots of Jizz can be seen starting Saturday, July 21, and the following four Saturdays online and across all Television X TV platforms on UK Television Sky 903, Freeview 92 and Virgin 473.
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