CHATSWORTH, CA—Devil’s Film proudly presents Molly’s Wrecking Ballz, a full-length XXX parody starring the infamous Miley Mae and her favorite celebrity fuck friends. Directed by Hall of Fame shooter Barrett Blade, this hardcore feature follows the adventures of America’s pill-popping princess Molly, as she sucks and fucks her way to stardom with Hollywood’s hottest celebs. With pseudo-appearances by Beyoncé, Liam Hemsworth, Robin Thicke, and Justin Beiber look-alikes, this A-list fuck fest aims to make headlines and turn heads.
“My man Barrett Blade really outdid himself with this movie,” said VP of Production Steve Volponi. “The cast is great, the sex is smoking hot, Miley deserves an Oscar, and I’m already clearing room in my trophy case for this one. Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations; this is the official Miley parody and the only one you can rub on your balls!”
According to Volponi, the description on the DVD says it all: “She came in like a wrecking ball and went out like daddy's hit single! Meet Molly, America's favorite stoner who's begging for you to bone her! When this pill-popping party princess isn't busy getting baked on bong loads, she's trying to fill her grill with something other than drugs! She's got enough chemicals inside her body to sanitize a port-a-potty but she still loves to twerk it while you jerk it! Never mind that she can't keep her eyes open and legs closed at the same time—she's losing fans faster than she's losing self respect! Just make sure you don't touch that wrecking ball after she's done with it!”
Molly’s Wrecking Ballz stars Miley Mae, Serena Ali, Seth Gamble, Gavin Kane, and Jay Smooth. For orders, contact firstname.lastname@example.org.