LOS ANGELES—This Thursday, live on Amber Lynn Rock'N'SexxxyUncensored, former NBA superstar, international bon vivant and fulltime seXXXy-licious mofo Dennis Rodman joins the RNSU crew for a full hour of potentially explosive commentary from probably the most famous B-ball bad boy of all time.
Don't ask thenm how they got him. Amber had to do a lot to secure this one-of-a-kind interview with Rodman. Practically the XXX-rated Barbara Walters, Amber's conversation with Rodman promises to be freaky-fresh, totally surreal and, of course - uncensored!
In fact, Amber and lovely co-hostess actress Kristen Renton (who appears in FX's Sons of Anarchy) are currently doing their Kegel exercises and getting piercings in preparation for Rodman's appearance, and will have their foxiest groove on for Dennis. They also will make every effort to make sure that not all of Amber's questions are penis or sex-related. Hopefully, they'll get to talk about Dennis' latest celebrity incarnation as a WCW wrestling star.
All kidding aside, Dennis is a lovely man, an emotional man—he's a thinking man, and we want to know what the hell he's thinking about, because he doesn't think like anyone else. He's unique. Struggled up out of adversity to become a basketball star, a court legend. Beyond sports, Dennis has created a persona of individuality and freedom, despite many of life's most dramatic ups and downs. He's a man that's struggled with many of the same issues all of us have. He's a man that looks damn fine in a chartreuse marabou boa and heels. And very, very seXXXy, which goes without saying. Dennis is uncensored, baby, so RNSU says "Welcome home!"
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