HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—Adult star Bree Olson has just wrapped a starring role in one of Will Ryder’s newest X-Play parodies, which spoofs the TV shows The Bionic Woman and The Six Million Dollar Man. During the shoot, who ran five days and four very long nights, the blond star from Indiana teamed up to play the Bionic Woman with Dale DaBone as the Six Million Dollar Man.
“Bree is not only a fantastic porn star but she’s the perfect girl for this role because she’s beautiful and her newly shaped body is unbelievable,” Ryder boasted. “She can really crush a tennis ball.”
Olson has been on a strict vegan diet that has turned her already famous body into a tight, toned, lean machine that made her well suited to the role. The movie combines two of television’s classic mid-1970s shows, featuring Lee Majors and Lindsay Wagner as government agents engineered to possess “bionic” powers. One can only imagine the dirty ways these special bionic powers will be utilized by Ryder’s fervent imagination.
“I wrote the script as a ball-busting comedy because in my mind both shows begged for it,” stated the reigning 2010 AVN, XRCO and XCritic director of the year.
“Yeah, at first I was skeptical when I heard this was going to be a comedy,” stated Dabone. “But after being on the set the first day it totally hit me where Will Ryder was coming from and I have to say this is a really funny movie.”
“Bree’s absolutely perfect and because she’s an all-out slut she might be one of the greatest porn stars ever,” Ryder opined. “She loves sex beyond the amount of love others put into it, and her acting chops and comedic timing are fantastic. I was actually a bit surprised by how good she was and I really love her as the Bionic Woman.”
The part was Olson’s first starring role in a feature movie since her contract with powerhouse Adam & Eve Pictures ended recently. The decision to work with Ryder and X-Play was an easy one because both parties had discussed teaming up on Not Charlie’s Angels XXX some months back in conjunction with Adam & Eve Pictures, but due to scheduling conflicts and a superstar rap music video she was not available.
“When I heard what a big hit Not Charlie’s Angels was becoming, I knew I wanted to do this bionic movie more than ever. I really had fun especially the other day when we spent hours and hours outside shooting in the rain. I was so wet,” Bree joked.
Dozens of running and jumping sequences were shot near the Angeles National Forest when the weather decided to deliver a steady dose of rain. “Remember that song it never rains in California? That song is total bullshit because it drizzled all day and night but we kept shooting and I actually think it makes the movie even more spectacular,” Ryder added.
“The best thing about rain is that we witnessed a Bree Olson wet T-shirt contest all day long,” co-producer Scott David joked.
The Bionic Woman/Six Million Dollar parody will star Bree Olson, Danica Dillan Aubrey Addams, Victoria White, Kim Kennedy, Dale Dabone, Eric Swiss, Jack Lawrence, Rocco Reed, Chad Diamond and Mike Horner as Oscar Goldman. The Bionic Woman/Six Million Dollar XXX parody will be released this winter.
Reminder: Will Ryder and X-Play are inviting the porn industry to their annual Halloween costume bash Saturday, Oct 30 at Ecco in Hollywood. The Scream Like a Porn Star bash is part of the famous Heaven & Hell event. with porn stars admitted free until midnight and (all others in the industry pay $20) for what should be a devilish night of horrors and whores.
The night is also a celebration of Not Charlie’s Angels XXX. “We have the entire club and huge outdoor areas in the back and alley so there is plenty of space,” added Scott David. Ecco Lounge is located at 1640 N. Cahuenga Blvd. in Hollywood, CA 90028.
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