WOODLAND HILLS, Calif.—Prepare to drop your pants and draw your swords because WoodRocket.com is about to bring to you a porn parody of epic proportions: Game of Bones—The XXX Parody. And it will be available to watch for free!
Finally, one of the greatest shows in television history, Game of Thrones, will be spoofed like no show has been spoofed before. Minds are about to be blown like fire from the mouth of a dragon onto the face of anyone who screws with the Mother of Dragons!
Written & directed by award-winning director, Lee Roy Myers (Porks & Recreation, SpongeKnob SquareNuts), Game of Bones—The XXX Parody will feature porn renditions of all of your favorite characters, and Joffrey! Like Ned Stark, no expense has been spared. The WoodRocket team has been hard at work for months re-creating the iconic costumes, sets, props, and even a grand throne to rule the royal loins.
"I am a Game of Thrones fanatic, so getting to make Game of Bones—The XXX Parody is an amazing opportunity for me," said director Lee Roy Myers. "I will ensure that we capture the look and feel of the show, and then parody the hell out of it. Also, fans will finally get to see the one thing that the show has been missing: full penetration."
WoodRocket.com will be the first studio to offer a big-budget porn parody for free when it premieres in August! How could anyone compete with that?
The audition for Game of Bones—The XXX Parody will be featured on MTV2's new series, Jobs That Don't Suck. And in honor of this very special release, WoodRocket.com is proud to present Game of Bones—The XXX Parody-themed specials streaming on the website until the release of their new movie. Starting today, you can catch the hit web series Topless Girls Reading Books, featuring beautiful shirtless literates reading from A Game of Thrones.
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