HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—The beautiful girls of Flight Attendants have crash-landed on the cover of the new issue of the Adam & Eve Catalogue, which has been sent to hundreds of thousands of potential customers across America. The movie, produced by porn parody kings X-Play, is nearing the top of the DVD sales charts everywhere. What’s more, Adam & Eve has honored the movie by including a flight attendant love doll among the products for sale.
Currently seventh on the AVN Retail Buzz Top 100 Sales and Rentals chart, Flight Attendants boasts a stupendous cast, leading fans of comedy-porn to pick the movie off store shelves in big numbers. A very funny, safe-to-play-in-the-office movie trailer is available on YouTube.
“We knew Flight Attendants was going to appeal to a lot of porn lovers because of the amazing cast, and to see it make the cover of the Adam & Eve catalogue is quite an honor,” stated the movie’s award-winning director, Will Ryder. “Now we can all have a date with a flight attendant love doll in the privacy of our own homes while watching the movie. We can all finally feel what it’s like to be a pilot.”
Among the great adult movie stars featured in Flight Attendants are Adam & Eve Pictures contract star Kayden Kross, Hillary Scott, Sunny Lane, Shyla Stylez, Misty Stone, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Cali Couture, Farrah Fox, Chastity Lynn and Teagan Presley & Eva Angelina (the latter both of Skinworxxx). The two-disc set contains nine hours of total footage and is packed with nine sex scenes and tons of extras and cast interviews.
The pilots and crewman include veteran funnymen Randy Spears, Evan Stone, James Bartholet, Eric Swiss, Jack Lawrence, Eric John, Scott Lyons, Barry Scott and Brad Hardy.
“When I saw the catalogue front cover spread and then the actual movie layout on the back cover I had to laugh because they also put this flight attendant sex doll for sale next to our movie. The damn thing is five feet tall and is advertised as having long flowing hair and two love passages—so maybe our movie is even better when viewed in the loving company of Felicia Flight Attendant,” Ryder said with a laugh.
Although Flight Attendants is an original comedy, it has parody elements in it to satisfy those who crave that type of sex humor. “If you liked Airplane you’ll probably love Flight Attendants,” stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play.
“I had so much fun making this movie. It was total insanity,” stated Kayden Kross, cohost for the 2010 AVN Awards Show. “Will Ryder is a mad storyteller and the girls in this movie are awesome,” she concluded.
Flight Attendants is available everywhere in stores, from online retailers and now in the Adam & Eve catalogue. For wholesale DVD sales, contact Ryan Thomas at firstname.lastname@example.org or (888) 416-6130. For worldwide broadcast rights, contact Marc Bruder at CED (310) 829-2222, ext. 10, or email@example.com. For international DVD sales, contact Peter Reynolds at (818) 332-2275 or firstname.lastname@example.org.
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