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RepubliFascist Sean Hannity has just announced that henceforth, the Democratic Party will be known as the "MoveOn.orgDemocratic Party," since "they take their orders from MoveOn.org," and that the mainstream media -- you know; the people who actually try to report the facts, unlike, for instance, Hannity -- will henceforth be known as the "MoveOn.org mainstream media."

Suggestions are now being accepted for other party name-changes (besides the one above, of course). Possibilities include the "700ClubRepublican Party," the "StrictFatherRepublican Party," and my favorite, the "CryptoNaziPachyderm Party."







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