This Just In ...

RepubliFascist Sean Hannity has just announced that henceforth, the Democratic Party will be known as the "MoveOn.orgDemocratic Party," since "they take their orders from MoveOn.org," and that the mainstream media -- you know; the people who actually try to report the facts, unlike, for instance, Hannity -- will henceforth be known as the "MoveOn.org mainstream media."

Suggestions are now being accepted for other party name-changes (besides the one above, of course). Possibilities include the "700ClubRepublican Party," the "StrictFatherRepublican Party," and my favorite, the "CryptoNaziPachyderm Party."