Thinking Long Range In Hollywood

A report on the Broadcasting & Cable website on Aug. 8 claims that E! Entertainment Television has "green-lighted The Untitled Kardashian Series, a comedic reality show about socialite Kim Kardashian and her family."

I guess now we know why that recording of O.J. Simpson's lawyer's daughter wound up being shopped by "an unidentified third party" to adult production companies for an alleged asking price of $1 million - and possibly why the company that bought it agreed to stop selling the indifferently-reviewed 40-minute video with its "[f]ootage of the vacationing couple in hotel rooms and beach locations ... in between scenes of fellatio, cunnilingus and hardcore penetration."

These days, it's not enough to be young and cute; in order to be saleable, people have to know that you fuck as well.