Porn News From The Outer Reaches

Thanks to a new Illinois law, folks who watch porn on their computers should now be extra-careful what they download, since anything with "Young" or "Teen" in the title or description may lead computer repair-people to report you to the Porn Police .

 And then there's the enterprising Canadian columnist who noticed that ex-beauty-pageant-contestant Sarah Palin has that "toned-down version of a porn actress look," and even had the temerity to suggest that Repugnican men can't get it up (or that their cocks were small — I can't tell because the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. decided, in its infinite wisdom, to remove Heather Mallick's column because Fox News got offended.)