It's Sad What's Passing For Porn These Days
Seems some Utah County (Utah, of course) students are getting bent out of shape because the local Gold's Gym, frequented by Brigham Young University and Utah Valley State College students, has been showing music videos that these assholes claim are "pornographic."
"I've had to leave, honestly!" exclaimed student Dallen Johnson. "There have been four times I've run out of the cardio cinema [Gold's internal video system] because of racy and inappropriate things being shown, things I personally view as pornography."
"Once you are a member here, you basically don't have the choice anymore," added Jesse Yaffe. "You're forced to watch indecent material because you go where there's a TV. They've got the Gold's Gym membership network, and certain videos they play are extremely indecent, and some are outright pornography."
The protesters have four demands, of which the last one is perhaps the most revealing of these Mormons' mindset:
- No rated R movies or sexually explicit or racy PG-13 movies.
- Change the content of Gold's Broadcasting Network or don't show the Network.
- Keep external TV's on decent and clean stations, or let members choose the channels themselves.
- Install blinds on the aerobics room to block the dancing, which is very provocative.