Introducing The Lying Cocksucker Brigade
Following up on my call for the establishment of a "Factness Doctrine" here , I've decided to list some of the worst offenders of that doctrine: The jackasses I read and/or listen to on a daily basis, who wouldn't know (or at least pretend very well that they don't know) a fact if it sidled up, stuck its cock out (no offense, ladies) and came in their mouths. Since I'm writing off the top of my head here, the initial list may be somewhat short, but don't worry: I'll be adding to it. So, in no particular order:
Rush Limbaugh, radio talkshow host
Sean Hannity, radio and TV talkshow host
Bill O'Reilly, radio and TV talkshow host
Michael Medved, radio talkshow host
Glenn Beck, radio and TV talkshow host
G. Gordon Liddy, radio talkshow host
Laura Ingraham, radio talkshow host
Michael Savage, radio talkshow host
"Dr." Laura Schlessinger, radio talkshow host
John Zeigler, radio talkshow host
Dennis Prager, radio talkshow host
Bill Cunningham, radio talkshow host
Hugh Hewitt, radio talkshow host
Mark Levin, radio talkshow host
Bob Grant, radio talkshow host
Melanie Morgan, former radio talkshow host
Brit Hume, Fox "News"
Chris Wallace, Fox "News"
John Gibson, Fox "News"
Shepard Smith, Fox "News"
Greta Van Susteren, Fox "News"
Alan Colmes, Fox "News"
Tony Snow, CNN (formerly of Fox "News")
L. Brent Bozell, III, Media Research Council/Parents Television Council
Tim Graham, Media Research Center
Robert Novak, "journalist"
David Brooks, "journalist"
John Fund, "journalist"
Michelle Malkin, "journalist"
Ann Coulter, "journalist"
Fred Barnes, "journalist"
Stephen Hayes, "journalist"
William Kristol, "journalist"
John Gizzi, "journalist"
Charles Krauthammer, "journalist"
Tony Blankley, "journalist"
David Horowitz, author
Dinesh D'Souza, author
Al Regnery, publisher, Regnery Books
Joseph Farah, publisher, WorldNetDaily
Rev. Sun Myung Moon, publisher, Washington Times
Richard John Neuhaus, publisher, First Things
Pat Robertson, TV evangelist
John Hagee, TV evangelist
Don Wildmon, President of American Family Assn.
Tony Perkins, President of Family Research Council
Ken Blackwell, Family Research Council/former Sec'ty of State-Ohio
James Dobson, President of Focus on the Family
Phil Burress, Citizens for Community Values
Beverly LaHaye, founder of Concerned Women for America (CWfA)
Wendy Wright, President of Concerned Women for America
Jan LaRue, attorney for various religio-conservative organizations
Peter LaBarbera, of CWfA's Culture & Family Institute
Robert H. Knight, of CWfA's Culture & Family Institute
Paul Weyrich, founder of Free Congress Foundation
Phyllis Schlafly, founder of Eagle Forum
Jay Sekulow, American Center for Law & Justice (ACLJ)
Alan Sears, Alliance Defense Fund
Mat Staver, Liberty Counsel
Brad Dacus, Pacific Justice Institute
Kellyanne Conway, "pollster"
Frank Luntz, "pollster"
Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kan.)
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Va.)
Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.)
Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.)
Fmr. Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.)
Rep. Mike Pence (R-Ind.)
Rep. Jeb Hensarling (R-Tex.)
Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.)
Fmr. Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Tex.)
Fmr. Rep. Newt Gingrich (R-Ga.)
Gov. Mike Huckabee (R-Ark.)
Fmr. Gov. Mitt Romney (R-Mass.)
Grover Norquist, Americans for Tax Reform
John Bolton, Fmr. U.S. Ambassador to U.N.
Ben Stein, actor
Steven Baldwin, actor
And, of course ... Bush, Cheney and almost everyone who works for them
Anyway, these are the "founding members" of the Lying Cocksucker Brigade, or LCB, although they don't know it yet and wouldn't want to have anything to do with the Brigade even if they did — but be warned: Anyone who assumes as fact ONE SINGLE WORD from any of their mouths is doing him/herself a grave disservice.