Fashion Tips For The Holy

"Does God care what I wear?"

According to Sarah Bragg, author of Body. Beauty. Boys., the answer is a resounding, "Yes!"

Her book of course, is dedicated to "how to be trendy, not trashy" - which was only to be expected, considering that she's a lay minister (no, not that kind of "lay").

"Fashion is good," Bragg assured the attendees at Blume, the Woman's Missionary Union "national missions event" for teenage girls and collegiate young women, in Kansas City in mid-July. "It's not wrong to be in fashion, but it's wrong to dress in a way that gives a false impression of the Gospel of Jesus Christ."

Y'see, gals, if you dress "immodestly," according to Bragg, "You have the power to make someone stumble."

"Think about that when you get dressed in the morning. Think about the way you dress. Is there even a hint of immorality?"

"God ultimately wants us to attract one man [for marriage], but dressing immodestly causes arousal in many men and that is against God's will," Bragg warned.

Wise words, porn girls! Remember: "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised." [Proverbs 31:30]

And Bragg actually gets paid for this crap!