HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—Will Ryder’s Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX parody, starring Bree Olson, is in stores now.
“Once again porn provides a useful platform for the newest technology,” Ryder said. “In this case, the government’s bionic program is used to create the perfect sex machine—Bree Olson as Jaime Sommers. Bree brought amazing intensity and professionalism to Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX. It’s easy to see why Charlie Sheen has a thing for her. Hell, the whole world has a thing for her.”
In the movie, horrible accidents leave Jaime Sommers and Steve Austin clinging to life, and only the assistance of the government’s top-secret bionic program saves them. Equipped with the latest in cybernetic technology, Jaime and Steve become the Bionic Woman and the Six Million Dollar Man. Their powers include super strength and sexual heroics. Both will be needed to fight and screw their way through their latest mission.
Olson and Dale Dabone star as Jaime Summers and Steve Austin. Joining in the sexy danger are Aubrey Addams, Danica Dillon, Victoria White, Kim Kennedy, Jack Lawrence, Eric Swiss, Chad Diamond, Rocco Reed and Mike Horner as Oscar.
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