CHATSWORTH, Calif.—If only the XXX machine took a step back once in a while from its nonstop frenzy to churn out whatever explicit parody has yet to be poached, and devoted a little outside-the-box thinking to the matter, it might come up with something resembling comedy website Break.com's new short Tron: Jeremy.
Green-screening Ron himself into clips from current box office behemoth Tron: Legacy, intercut with originally-shot snippets featuring the porn legend, the spoof has him rattling off standard Hedgehog-esque double entendres like "I always double-team" and "Being inside is what I do best."
And in keeping (somewhat) with the mainstream version, Ron even gets brought face-to-face with his younger self by way of some digital matting.
Perhaps the powers that be could be persuaded to acquire Tron: Jeremy for a screening at the forthcoming AVN Awards ... taking place in the very same spot, incidentally, where Ron just served as a presenter in another awards ceremony, the World MMA Awards 2010, alongside Jackass star Steve-O and other celebs. (The spot in question, for those unawares, being The Pearl Theater at The Palms Casino Resort.)
In case that can't be arranged, however, you can see it right now, right here.