LOS ANGELES—The multiple AVN Award-winning adult blockbuster Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody from Axel Braun Productions and Vivid Entertainment arrives for the first time on Blu-ray Disc today.
“Sexy, smart and incredibly entertaining. This is Axel Braun’s masterpiece,” Club magazine said about the title, which was the best selling and best renting adult movie of 2012.
“Fans have been asking for the Blu-ray since the movie first came out, and I myself couldn’t wait to put it out so that it could be experienced in all its visual, geek-gasmic glory,” Braun commented.
The re-imagined Luke Skywalker of Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is anything but the savior of the galaxy; he’s nervous, immature and has never seen a naked woman in his life. Han Solo was a scoundrel in the original; in the parody he’s become an actual felon. Obi-Wan Kenobi is portrayed as a relentless drunk, more interested in finding his next bottle and ridding himself of the petulant Luke than in rescuing Princess Leia, who appears as a militant feminist whose only use for men is as pawns on her game board. Darth Vader is the goofy villain in scary, black armor; C-3PO is every bit the metrosexual droid we always thought he was; and R2D2 has the foulest mouth in the galaxy. The plot parodies the story of Episode IV but with hilarious and sex-filled twists on the way to the ultimate Death Star battle.
The all-star cast includes Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker, Allie Haze as Princess Leia, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, Dick Chibbles as Chewbacca, Lexington Steele as Darth Vader, Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Aiden Ashley as Brea Tonnika, Kimberly Kane as Senni Tonnika, Rihanna Rimes as Oola, Gia DiMarco as Swill Corey, Jennifer White as a female Tusken raider, Eve Laurence as RK-421, Brandy Aniston as TK-422, Derrick Pierce as Labria, Danny Wylde as Yerka and, in a perfect example of truly inspired casting, flamboyant drag-queen diva Chi Chi La Rue as the voice of C-3PO.