CHATSWORTH, Calif. - When asked what she admires most in a man, wrestling babe Joanie "Chyna" Laurer once answered: "The ability to accept me as an equal."
And when men around the world saw the size of Joanie's clitoris in the best-selling celeb sex-tape One Night in China, her personal difficulties became immediately and alarmingly clear. Aside from Lex Steele and John E. Depth, men simply failed to master the equation.
A few years later and a few clicks down the cable remote, Joanie checked in with Dr. Drew Pinsky on the first season of VH1's "Celebrity Rehab". She most recently made tabloid headlines for a New Year's Day hospital trauma involving alcohol and prescription meds.
Red Light District president David Joseph decided the time was right to dig into the vault of shame.
"Joanie is a huge celebrity who crosses many markets," he said. "The first movie continues to sell extremely well, and the prospect of selling another one was a no-brainer."
Another Night in China contains a full hour of previously unseen XXX footage featuring a pre-rehab Joanie and boyfriend Sean "X-Pac" Waltman. The DVD also includes bonus Red Light sex scenes for sideshow gawkers who require regulation stroke fodder; it's called "added value".
The disc is on the streets today. Anal sex is included. And you know you need to see it.