LAS VEGAS - Over a hundred Penthouse Pets and Key Girls kicked off the official opening of The Penthouse Club Las Vegas on Friday, ushering in a new era of gentlemen's club—and one fortunate AVN scribe.
General manager Rick Grand welcomed me at the door with a firm handshake and complimentary cocktail. "Let me show you around," he grinned, knowing that by night's end my hard earned AVN nickels would be lost in beautiful stripper ass.
Sitting on 50,000 square feet, The Penthouse Club is a maze of plush lounges, raised stages, and private VIP rooms boasting personalized sound systems. Every corner turned finds stunning young girls grinding on average Joe laps. "There are between 160 to 200 dancers here tonight," Grand informs me, "and 40 waitresses."
Founded by Scores owner Dennis Degori, The Penthouse Club prides itself on customer service. "The majority of upscale gentlemen's clubs make their patrons feel that they're lucky to have gotten past the door," said Grand. "We are committed to providing our guests with the best experience possible. Dennis believes in providing a place where people can just have fun—even if the girls weren't around. People can meet with friends, and have drinks."
Grand is especially proud of the club's RU702 lounge, a spacious area dedicated to Vegas locals. Along with its private entrance and "on-the-house" first drink, guests receive 2-for-1 drinks all night long and are eligible for a Hedonism vacation package (drawn each month).
As I parted ways with Grand, a sexy little blonde strutted up to me. "Wanna play," she asked.
Half-hour lap dances are $200. An hour session is $400. I thought about how many Juan Cuba movies I'd have to review to make back that scrilla. Well, how bad can Cum Fart Cocktails be anyway?
The Penthouse Club is located at 3525 W. Russell Rd. for more information visit www.penthouselv.com.