JESUSVILLE—I do not believe for a second that Pat Robertson is as anti-porn as he makes out to be. I think the old goat loves nothing better than to talk about porn and sex, and even more to bring up the subjects with his female co-host whenever possible just so he can watch her squirm on air while he imagines her sitting on his lap.
He did just that Thursday with 700 Club co-host Kristi Watts, who seemed to be caught off guard by the subject. Robertson was curious about why so many women are into porn, as proven by the record-breaking sales of 50 Shades of Grey. He just had to query Kristi about her interest in porn, and even though she denied having any, you could just see his lizard brain spinning like a top.
Horrible of me, I know, but who gives a crap? Robertson is totally bat shit crazy as it is. The dude even thinks porn is more addictive than cocaine and heroin. Why? Because you see it with your eyes!
"You have to make a covenant with your eyes, you’re not going to watch this stuff," he said yesterday. "If you’ve got these channels on your TV, you’ve got to cancel them because that stuff will come on. And regular movie channels, next thing you know it’s 11 o’clock, 12 o’clock at night and they start showing this stuff."
Oh, please. How would he know? The guy has to be in bed by 8. He's long since deep in his own REM porn by the time Showtime and HBO get around to broadcasting erotica lite.
The positive upshot of all of this is the very high probability that at the end of every segment of 700 Club during which Pat lambasts porn, online sales spike!
The Raw Story captured Pat's porn rant here.