GLENDALE, Calif. - Kick Ass Pictures is now the exclusive DVD distributor for Florida-based online content producer Dirty D.
Contesting a title long held by Kick Ass honcho Mark Kulkis, Dirty D has proclaimed himself "the King of Perverts." The D-man's ring of niche-oriented amateur porn websites appears to back up that claim with such titles as Glory Hole Girlz, Slut Wife Training, and AVN's in-house favorite: Crack Whore Confessions.
Kick Ass will present Dirty D's disc debut on Jan. 22 with the release of Glory Hole Girlz Vol. 1. According to publicist Raven, "this series is shot on location in a seedy adult bookstore video arcade booth. The sluts suck and fuck several perverted strangers through a hole in the wall."
"This is certainly not your average studio-made porn," said Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis. "He keeps it very real, unique, raw, uncensored and indeed quite disturbing. But that's what gives it stroke value."
Official word has it that Dirty D maintains an unsanitary "hands-on involvement" in his website network and its affiliate program, HowIgotRich.com. Clearly, the freak wouldn't have it any other way.
"What can I say, I'm just a big ol' pervert," Dirty D drooled. "Most of the girls I shoot here are real-life swingers or wild girls that I am corrupting. Documenting all of my debauchery is more than a full-time job!"
Also on the way from Kick Ass and Dirty D: Tampa Bukakke, which promises to answer the dread question: "What's worse than a bukakke?"
For sales and free phone sex, call Kick Ass toll-free at (800) 765-1220 or visit the company online at www.kickass.com.