CHATSWORTH, Calif. - JM Productions has added a new series to its line of DVDs from Internet content producer Fuck You Cash: Big Sloppy Asses. The first volume drops Sept. 8.
JM has been been the exclusive video distributor for Fuck You Cash since 2006. The arrangement has produced such sleazoid favorites as 18YearsOld.com, Ex-Boyfriend's Revenge and Freaks of Cock.
Big Sloppy Asses features scenes from the Fuck You Cash website 40ozBounce.com. "That's right, bitch, we lubricate these massive asses with 100 percent pure malt liquor," a Fuck You Cash rep explained. "Then we fill these big-booty sluts' holes with giant, angry black cocks. It's the bomb, yo."
JM publicist Tony Malice praised the Fuck You Cash crew for their equal opportunity approach to casting Big Sloppy Asses.
"They've got something for everyone in this movie," Malice said. "They've got white ass, brown ass, yellow ass, and black ass. And the one common thread is that they are all ridiculously sloppy and piston-fucked by disturbingly large, pulsating black cocks. I hope for your sake you don't accidentally find your daughter in this movie."
Malice produced a transcript of a jailhouse interview with one of the movie's "black, big-dicked co-stars" as further evidence of the genius at work in the video.
"We were told by a few of the girls that it's not too good of an idea to get malt liquor all up in your pussy and asshole," said the actor, identified only as BBD. "But after we explained to them that we just didn't give a fuck and that we were paying them mad skrilla, they happily let us plow their holes and bust our nasty, rancid nuts on their big, juicy asses."
Despite BBD's insightful commentary on the production, director Khan Tusion refused to endorse the movie. "The girls in this movie are having way too much fun, and I just can't respect that," he said.
Big Sloppy Asses stars Jayden James, Alexis Texas, Shyla Stylez, Ayana Angel, Sarah Vandela, and Cherokee. Distributors can order now by contacting JM Productions at (800) 550-3659. For more information, visit Jerkoffzone.com.