CANOGA PARK, Calif.—Relive those hot summer days on the beach with the release of Hustler Video’s This Ain’t Baywatch XXX.
“You know, it is kind of surprising that with all the parody films out there no one thought to do this one,” Rob Smith, director of operations for Hustler Video, said. “But then again, considering how sexually charged the original show was anyway, maybe everyone else figured that people were fine jerking off to the original. But not Hustler. We’re in the business of taking things to the next level.”
In the parody, CJ (Gina Lynn) and April (Breanne Benson) see a couple in the ocean (Lexi Belle and Bill Bailey) whom they presume are drowning. Being the talented life guards that they are, and along with the help of Mitch (Otto Bauer), they run down the beach to rescue the drowning pair.
After saving the two from being swallowed up by the ocean, they come to discover that the couple in the water wasn’t drowning at all. The bobbing up and down they saw from their lifeguard tower was actually an underwater blowjob. Mortified at having mistaken the drowning for merely some harmless water sports, CJ apologizes for her misunderstanding.
But April won’t let her get off that easy, and after she torments her relentlessly and they duke it out with a cat fight, Mitch feels forced to fire them both for unsportsmanlike conduct. But all is well in the end when CJ properly repents and gives Mitch the best apology he’s ever had.
“I was so flattered when they asked me to play the role of CJ,” Gina Lynn said. “It’s always an honor to portray the lead role in any Hustler Video parody, but to be CJ, I mean, the woman’s like one of the biggest sex symbols of our time. Hell yeah. I would never pass up an opportunity like that.”
“Honestly, I don’t know what was better,” Lexi Belle said. “Getting to hang out at the beach all day for work, or getting to have sex all day for work? This was definitely one of the better sets I’ve been on in a long time. I mean, who doesn’t like to hear when they show up for work, ‘Put on this swimsuit and go give Bill a b.j. in the ocean. Ok, now go take off your clothes and eff your brains out.’ I love my job.”
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