CHATSWORTH, Calif.—All those who've ever harbored dirty thoughts about Smallville's Kristin Kreuk (Lana Lang on the series)—and we know there's plenty of you—should be delighted by the news that Extreme Comixxx is gearing up to produce a XXX parody of the show and will be holding an open casting call to fill Kreuk's shoes and those of the remaining players in the world of teen Superman.
"The Man of Steel's creation myth is an American tradition," Extreme Comixxx owner Jerry said. "We're looking to turn our parody lens on young Clark Kent and his raging hormones, so naturally we're looking for talent to fit the school-age parts. It's a comic lover's dream!"
Aside from Clark and Lana, other parts up for grabs include Lois Lane, Lex Luthor and Chloe Sullivan.
For additional information about auditions, talent and agents may contact firstname.lastname@example.org.