CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Just because he wanted the world to leave Britney alone doesn’t mean Chris Crocker wants the world to leave him alone, or is it the other way around? At any rate, the boy who cried crocodile tears for Spears is no longer blonde or skulking around under blankets. Now, he's cutting records, posting explicit hard-on pics to Tumblr, and is about to make his official debut as a porn performer.
Call it just another me-me-me day for the 23-year-old Crocker.
Crocker intimated on Twitter that a deal is in place for him to appear in a full-length flick to be filmed sometime this summer. Noted porn director Chi Chi LaRue had responded to Crocker’s cock shots with a tweet of her own that predicted big things for the YouTube sensation, and late this afternoon AVN confirmed through a spokesperson for LaRue that a deal with Crocker has been reached, though details have yet to be fleshed out.
Comments on various sites indicate a favorable reaction to Crocker’s new short hair and his unsheathed prick, but most think he needs to add about 20 pounds to his stick figure. He may still sound like a soprano, but the new more manly features augur more than high-pitched squeals, and as Crocker said in reply to a question, he’s always on top.
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