Forget the Bling: Pornify Your Luggage With Sex Toys

Site selling stickers to make travelers’ bags stand out

GREENISLAND, United Kingdom—Finally, an online retailer has made it easy for travelers to find their luggage on a busy baggage claim carousel. A giant sticker that makes it look as if the bag is bursting with everything from sex toys to drugs is all you need.

TheCheeky.com is selling the controversial stickers for $15. and there are four varieties to choose from: Airline Stewardess, Toys, Cash and Sugar. (Hey, at least they made some minor attempt at being politically correct.)

“The 16-inch by 12-inch designs give the illusion that the bag has been ripped open to reveal its contents which, depending on your vice of choice can be either cocaine, bundles of American dollars, a series of embarrassing sex toys or, most disturbingly, a weeping, bound and gagged female cabin crew member,” The Daily Mail reports.

TheCheeky.com staff members seem to have a better sense of humor when it comes to the Suitcase Stickers: “Caution: Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches.”